“Darling, did you see the dildo in the drawer?”
“I thought of taking it with me, but it’s not there?”
“That’s strange…”
“Well, I’ll be off. Love you.”
Once upon a time, in a very distant past.
Back when my wife was my girlfriend.
The dildo I had made for her has disappeared.
I’m sure I hid it deep in the drawer, right?
